20130219 Things I have learned from "School of Rock"

Things I have learned from "School of Rock"

• Substitute teachers are real teachers.
• Always check the ID of substitute teachers.
• If the police suspect you of impersonating a teacher and endangering children, all you have to do is run home and go to bed and they will not catch you.
• You need a ticket to get into a concert even if your kids are performing.
• It may be handy to know how to spell your friend's name.
• The children have had their lunch.
• Those that can't do, teach. And those that can't teach, teach gym.
• I believe the children are our future.
• Only try a stage dive when there are more that 5 people in the crowd.
• Kids think that green hair is rock 'n roll.
• Drum solos are gut bustin'
• Guitar solos are face meltin"
• In a US presidential election, people would vote for a primary school kid.
• Pink Floyd is homework.
• Making guitar sounds with your mouth is a good way to tell others what the music should sound like.
• If you can play a cello, you can play a bass.
• The "masters of the universe" stance can make you play better, a lot better.
• You are not hard core unless you live hardcore.
• You can sound-proof a room by stuffing towels under the windows.
• A recording on an Apple Mac is a good substitute for a substitute teacher.
• You're the man.
• When faced with an angry guitarist, the whole situation can be changed by saying "call security".
• I come from the land of ice and snow.
• Eyebrows can move independently of each other.
• If you tell someone to stand up for themselves, they might standup to you.
• Be prepared on parent-teacher night.
• If a school sends you a cheque, don't ask questions, its just your flatmate taking over your life.
• No one gets in without a ticket.
• The original member of a band is not the band.
• Every Fender Stratocaster has been played by Hendrix.
• A school uniform for a 20 stone man can easily fit into a lunch-size paper bag.
• Credits go up the screen.
• Alcoholics have a disease.
• Kids like to burn things.

References:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332379/