Tuesday, February 19, 2013

20130219 Things I have learned from "School of Rock"


Things I have learned from "School of Rock"



  • Substitute teachers are real teachers.
  • Always check the ID of substitute teachers.
  • If the police suspect you of impersonating a teacher and endangering children, all you have to do is run home and go to bed and they will not catch you.
  • You need a ticket to get into a concert even if your kids are performing.
  • It may be handy to know how to spell your friend's name.
  • The children have had their lunch.
  • Those that can't do, teach. And those that can't teach, teach gym.
  • I believe the children are our future.
  • Only try a stage dive when there are more that 5 people in the crowd.
  • Kids think that green hair is rock 'n roll.
  • Drum solos are gut bustin'
  • Guitar solos are face meltin"
  • In a US presidential election, people would vote for a primary school kid.
  • Pink Floyd is homework.
  • Making guitar sounds with your mouth is a good way to tell others what the music should sound like.
  • If you can play a cello, you can play a bass.
  • The "masters of the universe" stance can make you play better, a lot better.
  • You are not hard core unless you live hardcore.
  • You can sound-proof a room by stuffing towels under the windows.
  • A recording on an Apple Mac is a good substitute for a substitute teacher.
  • You're the man.
  • When faced with an angry guitarist, the whole situation can be changed by saying "call security".
  • I come from the land of ice and snow.
  • Eyebrows can move independently of each other.
  • If you tell someone to stand up for themselves, they might standup to you.
  • Be prepared on parent-teacher night.
  • If a school sends you a cheque, don't ask questions, its just your flatmate taking over your life.
  • No one gets in without a ticket.
  • The original member of a band is not the band.
  • Every Fender Stratocaster has been played by Hendrix.
  • A school uniform for a 20 stone man can easily fit into a lunch-size paper bag.
  • Credits go up the screen.
  • Alcoholics have a disease.
  • Kids like to burn things.
References:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332379/

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